16 Reasons Hedgehogs Are Better Than Politicians

This November, 100 percent of Americans who exercise their right to vote will be voting for a politician. But is that really sensible?

In the U.S., we've spent the past year trying to decide which politician we like the most (or dislike the least). Literally ALL of this time is time that could have been spent focusing on hedgehogs.

Was this a mistake? Yes. In fact, this may have been the biggest mistake we have EVER made. Consider the facts:

Regardless of party affiliation, most politicians are more interested in stealing babies than they are in almost anything else.

Regardless of party affiliation, most politicians are more interested in stealing babies than they are in almost anything else.

Hedgehogs, meanwhile, can fit comfortably into your cupped, outstretched hands.

Hedgehogs, meanwhile, can fit comfortably into your cupped, outstretched hands.

The best possible time that a politician can have is when he or she is "filibustering," which is a fancy word for wasting everybody else's time without even having the decency to be interesting about it.

The best possible time that a politician can have is when he or she is "filibustering," which is a fancy word for wasting everybody else's time without even having the decency to be interesting about it.


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