Seriously, go find yourself a bearded dragon BFF right now. You have no excuses once you've seen this post.
They're always ready to watch your favorite television program.
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They will keep you safe from invading forces.
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They'll thoroughly check your food for traces of poison.
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They're totally game to go 4-wheeling on the weekends.
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