Teen Boy In A Ski Mask, Dress, And Rocket Launcher Tops The Morning Links

Michael David Turley and his nephew wanted to test police response times. Plus Facebook is stalking you and pulling back the curtain on red carpet event coverage.

Who needs Facebook stalkers, when Facebook is stalking you? - [Tecca]

Kelly Osbourne issues a "sorry not sorry" statement in response to outrage about her $250k manicure. - [HollywoodReporter]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt explains why and how he photobombed President Obama and his wife. - [TeamCoCo]

Bangs don't always have to be a tragedy. You just need the right ones for your face shape. - [Glamour]

One woman explains exactly why women hate the pick-up artist community. Because it needed explaining it seems. - [Slate]

The Red Carpet seems like fizzy glitz and glamour but the Fug girls are here to tell you the truth about being press at a Hollywood event. - [NYMag]

Headed to college this year? Here's the three biggest lies you were told about admissions. - [TheDailyBeast]

Man catches a trout with a human finger in its stomach. Guy who lost his finger to the trout months ago is like, "You keep it." - [Newser]

Alexander Skarsgard touched Olivia Munn's arm at a party so obviously they're dating now. - [TheSuperficial]

Headline Story: Despite numerous calls by concerned citizens to 911, the teen wander the streets freely for fifteen minutes in the video after the jump. - [DailyMail]