Retail therapy and real therapy, among other things. Also, the CDC issues a warning about weddings and Katy Perry's clothes are dangerous.
An anonymous source aka Tom Cruise's PR team, leaked a story that Cruise is totally cool with this divorce because he was shacking up with his Oblivion co-star. - [TheSuperficial]
The Freech report finds damning evidence pointing to a huge cover-up of Sandusky's behavior by Penn State staff. - [SportsIllustrated]
The Center For Disease Control has issued anew survival guide...for weddings. What? - [HLN]
Obama's half-brother is going to make his film debut in an anti-Obama documentary because reasons. - [Current]
Man, fishing is so relaxing...lajslkdfj;sakj SHARK STOLE MY FISH! - [DailyMail]
Target is refusing to sell Frank Ocean's new album, swears it has nothing to do with his sexuality. - [HuffingtonPost]
Headline Story:Oh the places you'll go (now that you're free from Scientology) Katie Holmes! - [TheFrisky]