These poor guys are just trying to cool off from Extreme Summer Meltdown 2012.
"Could you pass me my wine cooler? I can't reach it from here. Thank youuu."
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"I appreciate your help, Jack. My contact lens has to be around here somewhere."
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"Ugh, can you tell how bloated I am? I ate like 47 salmon for dinner last night."
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"Teach a man to fish, and he'll fish for a bear? That's not how it goes."
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