Hope you weren't planning on eating any time today. Plus, when elaborate lies go wrong and the Imperial System rules despite what Metric System naysayers think.
Scientists have added an extra second to the atomic clock. Here's 36 ways to spend your extra time. - [HLN]
Meet all those smarmy jerks that get to board the plane before you do. - [Slate]
Will these dinosaurs succeed at boosting morale and team building before they go extinct? - [CollegeHumor]
Nothing says "America's Pastime" like professional baseball players hurling sexist insults at each other. - [SportsIllustrated]
What that? The metric system might be fatally flawed? IN YOUR FACE, THE REST OF THE WORLD! - [MentalFloss]
Just because an alphabet is fictional, doesn't mean you can't use it. - [Flavorwire]