Jessie J., Rihanna, and many more performed in London's Hyde Park wearing more layers, nail art, and statement hosiery than we've seen in the past 12 issues of Nylon combined. Let's take a look at their wild performance attire.
Jessie J.
It's the JORTS, people.
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No longer is it enough to wear a pair of jean shorts that are missing a waistband, ripped, and bedazzled. No longer is it enough to wear jean shorts that are dramatically fringed. Now, with so many jort styles exhausted, divas must turn to creatively engineering their jorts. When we look at them we must wonder things like, how is that Daffy Duck beach towel attached to her bottoms? And, do those tights go inside the leg hole or are they attached to the bottom of the jorts via garter? Looks like this are a lot of work for all of us, really.
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Rihanna
Rihanna is dressing fabulously weirdly in the best way lately.
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Like, this outfit looks like it was crafted entirely from bedspread displays at Bed Bath & Beyond. I absolutely love how little sense it makes.
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