The Fourth of July is upon us, which for many people means that it's once again time for amateur fireworks displays. But please take a minute to consider some friendly advice about where NOT to show everyone how much you love America.
1. Right Outside The White House
The Secret Service would not be amused.
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2. On A Hot Air Balloon
Pro tip: You can launch fireworks into the air from the ground. You do not have to be up in the air to begin with.
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3. Under A Thatched Roof
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4. At A Golf Tournament
Fireworks are supposed to be fun, whereas golf is not.
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