You may have invited them over to eat, but you should have also invited them to leave.
"I appreciate the gesture, but I prefer to eat fish killed in America."
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"You're outta your mind if you think Aunt Rebecca went away to a 'retreat.' Just say she went to rehab!"
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"This wine is delicious, by the way! Thanks for letting me have the whole bottle, by the way. By the way, do you have any more wine?"
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"Sorry. I thought it would be safe to bring up the divorce by now. I apologize."
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