Are your pets totally badass, rock-n-roll animals that are also a little bit promiscuous? You should probably buy them crap from the Bret Michaels' Rockin' Pet Accessories line.
For dogs who want to emulate Bret Michaels himself, there's the Red Doo-Rag:
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The Outlaw Tee
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The Guitars & Skulls Bandana
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The Western Shirt
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