Ha ha ha Universe, this zombie “apocalypse” joke is super funny. Stop now. Please?
Two days after a Florida man gnawed the face off another man despite being shot it appears the window of opportunity to quarantine the Sunshine State has passed.
At 10:16PM CST on May 28th this automated tweet went out to University Of Illinois students.
Totally not ominous. At all. How far do we need to evacuate? The block? The county? THE STATE?
Almost an hour later, these two tweets were released assuring everyone that all was well because the fire department is completely equipped to deal with hazardous materials spills.
