November 20, 2015 6:28am PT by THR Staff
Bryan Cranston CBS/Screenshot
"I like my phone font the larger size. You're like my phone font: easy on the eyes."
Bryan Cranston knows two things: he "loves you and how to barbecue."
The Trumbo star stopped by Thursday's
Late Late Show to join Reggie Watts and James Corden as the band M3n Not Boyz and, dressed in all-white, '90s-esque outfits, the trio performed a clever track called "I Can't Be Your Boy (Cuz I'm a Grown Man)."
"Eventually, boy bands grow up into man bands with a whole new set of problems and totally different ways to love you," prefaced host Corden before the three sang about Viagra pills and minivans.
"Hey girl, I know you've been with boys before, but now you're all done with that," said Cranston in a fauxhawk hairdo and Boyz II Men-like introduction. "You need someone who's gonna be there for you, someone who's gonna stand up for you, someone who still doesn't believe in ATMs or emojis. You need a grown man."
Though the three say they don't understand Snapchat, EDM or
CrossFit Knee Sleeves, they croon about high credit scores, responsible mortgages, rotated tires and finished wills.
And as Watts noted, "I like my phone font the larger size. You're like my phone font: easy on the eyes."
Watch the video below.
