I think she just wanted to “figuratively vacuum.”
Via: viralviralvideos.com
Other possible scenarios:
1) It's a new wireless, bag-less vacuum that isn't even on the market yet
2) The part that connects the tube to the main body of the vacuum is invisible
4) She didn't want to vacuum, she just wanted to move the dirt particles from that one part of the carpet to the other.
3) She FOOLED YOU. SHE KNEW. SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME!
