Uncontrollable rage, impromptu nakedness, always having to match your outfit with the color green – let's face it, dating the Hulk is no walk in the park!
A possible romance is teased between Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow and Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner/Hulk in the upcoming "Avengers: Age of Ultron." Access Hollywood had to ask the actress what her tips for dating the Big Green Guy would be.
"Don't make him angry that will be number one," Scarlett recently revealed to Access.
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Being handy with a needle and thread would also be ideal.
"You have to learn how to sew because, yeah, there aren't a lot of wardrobe options," she said of the large Avenger, who basically rips all of his clothes on the daily.
The Hulk might be Marvel's biggest brute, but according to the actress, he likes it soft.
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"You have to have a gentle touch," Scarlett continued.
And a Costco card might be a good idea.
"You gotta keep the kitchen stocked because after a big day's work, you're going to need a lot of Cheerios… a lot of carbs, a lot of shawarma. He loves meat on a stick, "she said, referring to the post-credits "Avengers" scene.
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And lastly, the actress told Access that anyone dating the Hulk better be able to drown out noise on a super human level.
"He snores really loudly, the Hulk," she said. "I feel like some kind of white noise machine or ear plugs [are needed]."
Adding, "These aren't really rules, but necessities for dating Hulk."
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"Avengers: Age of Ultron" opens on May 1.
-- Jesse Spero
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