You’ll go to your grave without them knowing about your tattoo.
If you're like most people, you grew up not exactly seeing eye to eye with your parents.
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That's especially true if your parents were the more conservative type.
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Maybe your parents literally washed your mouth out with soap the first time you cursed.*
*Said "crap."
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Or maybe they gave you a ridiculously early curfew on Saturday nights — that is, if they let you go out to begin with.
"Nothing good happens after midnight."
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