We will lie to your family.
You've gotten so used to pointing with two fingers that you even do it when you're not working.
You can't help but roll your eyes after every fake smile you give to a guest.
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You've expertly mastered the "I'm cleaning up vomit, but it really doesn't smell that bad" face.
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You've created special hand signals with your co-workers so you can make fun of guests behind their backs.
