This is the song that quite literally never ends.
Brothers Travis and Nick Peterson have designed a truly evil musical birthday card: Once it starts playing, it won't stop for at least three hours.
It won't stop until the battery dies, or the receiver manages to destroy it. So cruel.
Nick and Travis Peterson
The whole idea began when Nick and Travis were discussing how much they hated musical cards.
"Nick claims to be the first to say, 'What if it played forever?'" Travis told BuzzFeed Life, "but I actually went searching for someone to manufacture the card and did all the leg work."
Nick and Travis Peterson
The brothers are funding the hilarious idea on Kickstarter, already raising well more than their original $7,500 goal and becoming a Kickstarter staff pick.
