Also known as, the things you thought you’d never, ever miss.
Having a uniform that saved you the distress of having to decide what to wear each day.
Comfortable stand-up-all-day shoes included.
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Being able to avoid any ~real~ conversation for a whole day.
"Can I give you a hand with anything?"
"Good thanks."
Your work here is done, social skills.
Touchstone Pictures
Taking resumes from eager high school students.
BLESS THEM AND THEIR COMIC SANS COVER LETTERS.
New Line Cinema
Catching notorious shoplifters.
The closest you'll ever come to a citizen's arrest.
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