You had ONE job, McDonald’s.
This person who showed us that clearly size matters when it comes to pickles:
This person who got a crisp cucumber, instead of soggy pickle, in their burger:
"Why does this burger taste so FRESH?"
This person, who asked for a plain burger and LITERALLY got a plain burger:
This person who got a well-done Sausage McMuffin:
Should've asked for it medium-rare.
