Legit, you guys suck.
Breakfast
Avocado on toast with some mango? Don't mind if I do.
Cricket
This is a photo of the Australian cricket team, having just beat Sri Lanka in the Cricket World Cup. You guys aren't even in the World Cup. Didn't even qualify.
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Burgers
Our burgers are thoughtful and artistically put together. Yours are monstrosities of grease and calories. No thanks.
Chocolate
You know what's weird about your chocolate? It tastes like cardboard. Which isn't a good thing, at least to us.
