In the name of God will someone keep these nymphs under control?
Insufficient shark assessment.
John Singleton Copley, Watson and the Shark (1778) / Via en.wikipedia.org
Exposed nails on planks. Imbalanced load. Distracting genitals.
Theodore Gericault, Raft of the Medusa, 1818-19 / Via commons.wikimedia.org
Lack of lifevest or reflective clothing.
John Everett Millais, Ophelia (1851) / Via en.wikipedia.org
This pool of nymphs is over capacity.
Please limit this pool of nymphs to five nymphs or less at a time.
John William Waterhouse, Hylas and the Nymphs, 1896 / Via en.wikipedia.org
