We are all a bunch of weirdos.
1. Continually check the fridge to see if any food has magically appeared.
2. Pull out your phone to check the time, only to realize you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock.
3. Have a full-on conversations with yourself.
4. Asking "what?" even though you heard what the person said.
5. Start reading the menu from the middle.
6. After making a typing mistake, you delete the entire sentence and start over, instead of simply using backspace.
7. Suddenly forgetting how to type because somebody is now watching you.
8. Immediately read an email right after you sent it, even though you already proofread it, like, 50 times.
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9. Saying "yes" when someone asks you if you've seen/heard something, even though you haven't.
10. Saying "OW!" when you're not actually hurt, like when someone fake punches you or you accidentally hit something.
11. When driving, you pick out another car to be your travel companion.
12. When switching lanes in heavy traffic, you pick out a car and track it to see if you made the correct lane decision.
13. When driving, you refuse to turn your wipers on full-speed because you feel like the other drivers will judge you for it.
14. When showering, you cup your arms or hands to see how much water you can collect.
15. When writing "Wednesday," you think of it as "Wed-nes-day."
16. Also "February" is "Feb-ru-ary."
17. And "beautiful" is "b-e-a-utiful."
