“I’ll have the Filet-O-Fish, please.”
When someone walks in on you washing your feet in the sink.
And they just stare at you until you finish and walk out shamefully.
When someone asks you for a sip of water from that water bottle.
And you have to reject them and seem randomly harsh.
Accidentally saying "Salam" to someone who isn't a Muslim.
They'll either be nice and ignore it, or just raise their eyebrow at you.
Or using words such as "mashAllah" and "inshAllah" out of habit.
And then silently praying that no one heard.
