Small changes, big results.
Pour yourself a shot of whiskey before you go to sleep, so that it's waiting for you when you wake up.
So that it's waiting for you TO wake you up.
Make it a part of your dental hygiene routine.
Ke$ha gets it.
Primping can be stressful, so keep the whiskey nearby.
Although, ew, is that vodka? Available here.
Consider bourbon-soaking your coffee beans before you grind them.
In addition to the whiskey you'll add to the brewed stuff, duh.
