Unless you’re into medical-themed sex, I guess.
You look forward to getting your feet in those stirrups like you're a world class jockey.
Will today be the day they finally do your gender ultrasound?
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Weight gain elicits high fives from the nursing staff.
"WHOOO! Three more pounds, nice work mama!!!"
LOL. Like you have to work at gaining weight.
"Loosen up" takes on a totally different meaning.
No, seriously. Unclench while this stranger peers into your dark places.
The doctor may be about to palm your cervix, but you still fold your undies into your pants when you take them off.
Underthings are personal, yo.
