What day is it, like Feb. 13 or something?
1. Darn your socks.
2. Play the Wikipedia Game.
3. Shave all the pills off your sweaters.
4. Practice speaking with a British accent.
5. Get to inbox zero.
6. Have brunch at Ikea.
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7. Catch up on the internet.
8. Inspect your bellybutton for lint.
9. Cry.
10. Finally learn all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
11. Do your taxes.
12. Play chess. With yourself.
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13. Write the word "marble" over and over again until it starts to look weird.
14. Learn how to roast a chicken.
15. Do two sit-ups. Give up immediately.
16. Create a secret code to share with your closest "friends."
17. Go to a cat café.
18. Cobble some shoes.
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19. See how you'd look with a mustache.
20. Eat all the good parts out of the "healthy" trail mix you bought.
21. Learn quantum theory.
22. Call your mom.
23. Practice writing in cursive for the first time since the age of 8.
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