29 Signs You’re No Longer A Rookie Parent

Been there, done that.

Your baby bag no longer looks like the Goodyear blimp.

And now you actually remember to pack diapers!

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When you choose to stay up late it's with the full knowledge that you'll be a zombie the next day.

When you choose to stay up late it's with the full knowledge that you'll be a zombie the next day.

But hey, sometimes your mental health requires a little binge watching of TV shows without talking animals.

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You no longer poke your sleeping baby to see if they’re breathing.

You no longer poke your sleeping baby to see if they’re breathing.

That doesn't mean you don't lean in REAL close and listen.

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You no longer freak out when your kid falls down.

You no longer freak out when your kid falls down.

You're like, "You're okay." (sips coffee)

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