Horses aside, this race is about three things: famous people, headgear, and getting trashed. Here, a complete photo recap of the Derby.
First, the celebrities.
Debra Messing.
Oh this is even worse than her terrible "Smash" outfits.
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How'd she get tricked into this?
Is this the celebrity's version of "what was I thinking when I was drinking last night?" Instead of like, "what ex-boyfriend did I text," what crazy-looking red people did I pose for photos with?
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Gail Simmons
I think she was there to plug tea that comes in a salad dressing bottle — an occasion that makes this outfit absolutely outstanding. (I'd have shown up in a tracksuit were this my duty.)
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