Just wear a massive jumper and no one will tell the difference anyway.
Bras are uncomfortable.
OK they're useful for those 30 seconds a day you run up the stairs, but for the rest of the day when you're sitting on your arse they're kind of annoying.
Even your favourite bra can betray you.
You thought it would always support you, and then it goes and stabs you in the heart.
Bras ruin nice backless dresses.
Look at that bra, all smug that it's the star of the show.
And strapless bras have never been a friend to anyone.
They all just want to be belts.
