Cute dogs! Look at the cute dogs! Try not to think about the futility of human existence!
Pug!
Aw! The little guy's playing with the blanket! Doesn't that just make you forget that eventually your body will break down and your consciousness will fade and the eternal blackness will take you and there will be nothing, forever, and you won't even be around to know it? Pugs are so ADORABLE!
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Happy dog!
See this guy? Isn't he happy? Stare at his happy face! Don't you find he completely makes you forget the fact that, at some point in the next few years – and years are so short, so short – you'll die, forever, and be forgotten by everyone? Of course you do! I bet his name's Mister Chuckles or something.
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Look at this guilty little guy!
What's this naughty boy done? Has he wet the carpet? Chewed the rug? Or maybe he's just failed to make you forget about the futility of all human endeavour in the uncaring face of eternity? No! It couldn't be that! He's far too cute!
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Bathtime!
Well, he doesn't like soaking in the tub, does he? Any more than you like soaking in the certainty that everyone you know will soon be dead, and you with them! So stare at the dog and try not to think about it!
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