Do the southpaw shuffle.
The Funky Chicken Wing
When to do it: When you're the only lefty dining among a horde of righties.
How to do it: Lift your left arm to a 90 degree angle and spin in your chair, knocking everyone in the face while yelling "FUNKY." Then flap your arm like a wing as your hapless victims struggle to retrieve their utensils.
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The Can-Can Opener
When to do it: When your hand is cramping into a hideous claw from attempting to use a standard can opener that's dripping with right privilege.
How to do it: Perform a regular can-can but with your hands positioned over your heard like gnarled monster claws. Finish by saying "more like CAN'T opener, am I right?" to an empty room.
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