Get ready to watch what might be the most awkward talk-show appearance in recorded history.
Nicole Kidman stopped by the Tonight Show on Tuesday, where she brought up a story involving a time when a friend of hers tried to set her up with Jimmy Fallon.
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Fallon remembers the incident — which dates back to when the two celebs were both still single, and Fallon was on Saturday Night Live — but he is shocked to learn that the Paddington star actually had a thing for him.
However, the ego-boosting didn't last long, as Kidman proceeded to mock Fallon's attire on the ill-fated blind date, during which he supposedly wore sweatpants and a baseball cap. She also chided him for offering her Chinese leftovers back then. "It was bad," Kidman said, summing up the experience.
When their time together had ended, Kidman no longer felt sparks. "I finally left and went, 'OK, no chemistry,' and then I was like, 'Maybe he's gay,' " she said. Kidman revealed that the two haven't spoken since.
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For his part, Fallon tried to stay positive about the story. "I can't believe I dated Nicole Kidman — this is fantastic," he quipped.
Watch the video below to experience the segment in all its glory. And trust us that you're going to want to watch the clip to the very end. It just keeps getting weirder.
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