Zayn. Zayn! ZAYN! ZAYN!! ZAYN!!!
1. One Direction will never be as good as The Backstreet Boys or NSYNC.
2. I will never understand girls screaming. Seriously. Why do they do that?
3. OK, "What Makes You Beautiful" is kind of catchy...
4. Zayn is cool, but he's the only one I like.
5. Harry Styles?! No. Zayn. It's all about Zayn.
♬ And that's what makes you beautiful... ♬
6. Why can't they dance? The Backstreet Boys and NSYNC were excellent dancers. "Bye, bye, bye." Now THAT is a dance move. #NeverForget
7. I'm not saying I like 1D, but their songs ARE catchy. I will say that. Whoever writes their songs does a good job.
♬ And we danced all night TO THE BEST SONG EVER! ♬
8. I feel bad for the blonde kid.
9. When does he sing?
10. Do the other guys like him?
11. Does Zayn like him?
12. Where is Zayn from?
13. No, I don't care about Harry Styles. I like Zayn. Zayn is the best.
14. I think I'm becoming a One Direction fan...
15. Better keep that one to myself.
[In a whisper]
♬ And I'll be gone, gone tonight... something something something... ♬
[Turns up radio]
16. Seriously, their songs are really catchy...
17. I mean, I'm not going to download them, but, yeah, I'll listen to it on --
♬ THE STORY OF MY LIIIIFE! I TAKE HER HOOOME! I DRIVE ALL NIIIIIIIIIGHT! TO KEEP HER WAAAAARM AND TIME... IS FROOOOOOOOZEN ♬
