Showers are for peasants.
You sit until your fingers and toes resemble half-chewed prunes.
The skin may soon detach, but you're not worried.
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You have accessories like a bath tray and pillow, and if you forget something before getting in you will risk soaking the bathroom floor to get it.
It's not a worthy bath if you don't have all of the necessary accoutrements.
You know exactly how to manipulate the tap to create the perfect water temperature and when to get in.
It's an art.
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You do your best reading in the tub, and you're not above spending as long as it takes to race to the finish of a page-turner.
150 pages left? No problem.
