“Sorry can’t come out again *cough* I’m sick.”
It can be slightly awkward when people ask you about your weekend plans.
"Oh yes very very busy, lots of scheduled napping to be done..."
You've definitely pretended to be ill, when in fact you just can't be bothered to leave the house.
And your friends are catching on...
If you do manage to leave the house you're sure to be home again pretty soon.
Staying out past midnight is a BIG NIGHT for you.
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