The original film was released 25 years ago — and just imagine how the weepy classic would be cast if it were made today.
RuPaul as Truvy Jones
The fiercest beauty shop owner in all of Louisiana.
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Jennifer Lawrence as Annelle Dupuy-Desoto
Because we want to hear her yell, "MY CONTACT!"
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Gwyneth Paltrow as Truvy and Blake Lively as Clairee
Because everyone needs a pair of lifestyle gurus in their lives to remind you to always wear a girdle.
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Mindy Kaling as "Ouiser" Boudreaux
Dishing out harsh truth and witty one-liners.
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