A Definitive Ranking Of The Boston Subway Lines

Let’s be honest, the green line is a shit show.

The "D" train (Green Line)

The "D" train (Green Line)

What it's known for: Drunk Red Sox fans.

The pro: Sometimes you can get on at the outdoor stops without swiping your Charlie card... not that I would ever do that or anything.

The con: It basically runs a fourth as often as the other green line trains, so when you finally get on you're usually nuzzled into someone's armpit.

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The "E" train (Green Line)

The "E" train (Green Line)

What it's known for: The train you take to get to the MFA.

The pro: Once you get outside, it's a pretty scenic ride.

The con: The number of times you hear "this train is being taken out of service" at Brigham Circle. Trying to ride during rush hour in the winter? Forget it.

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The "C" train (Green Line)

The "C" train (Green Line)

What it's known for: You can get to Coolidge corner on this line, among other places.

The pro: It seems to run more frequently than the D and E line.

The con: Like all green line trains, it doesn't have convenient stations to reload your Charlie card. So, bring cash.

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The Blue Line

The Blue Line

What it's known for: The stop "Wonderland" and the 47 pictures you've seen people upload that say "OMG I went to Wonderland."

The pro: You can get to both the aquarium and the airport on the Blue Line. And fish are really cool, so that's awesome.

The con: Anytime you need to use the Blue Line, you're like, "Where da fuq do I get the blue line?"

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