For the love of God, it’s not “Joanne.”
A million people try to call you "Joanne" for some reason.
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Seriously, three syllables is apparently way too hard for a lot of people.
The world wants you to be Joanne.
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But some people think that somehow "Joanne" is something they can call you for short as a term of endearment.
IT'S A DIFFERENT NAME. Go Jo or go home.
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And then you have to deal with the whole H or no H thing.
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