We probably don’t like you.
We burn most of our calories from rolling our eyes...
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... and holding a STRONG resting bitch face.
It keeps us trim.
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If you think we're judging you, we're definitely judging you.
And TBH, you deserve it.
E!
We're not just fluent in sarcasm; it's the ONLY language we can speak.
If only you could understand.
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