“Can you explain that to me again? I didn’t hear you the first hundred times.”
Where are you REALLY from?
Most of the time the answer really is Michigan, Texas, or Jersey.
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Why is there a watering pot in your bathroom?
It's a lota, which we use for... um... uh... well, it's like... for washing your... butt?
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Are Muslims allowed to listen to music?
Get at us with some Umm Kulthum, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan or Yasiin Bey and you'll get your answer.
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So, you're an Islam, right?
If it only it were as easy as Muhammad Ali makes it look.
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