The only thing you’re going to be for Halloween is exhausted.
Stumbling across the Halloween stuff at Target in August and trying to keep your kids from getting Halloween fever.
It is way too early for this, Target.
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Discouraging your kids from saying "stupid" after they watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
How many times exactly do the Peanuts say "stupid" in this thing?
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Trying to carve a pumpkin that looks halfway decent without cutting yourself in the process.
And then there's all the cleanup afterward. Good times!
Getting tagged in a photo from a Halloween party you went to in college and your kid seeing it.
Now you seriously regret insisting that your kid "friend" you on Facebook.
