“Why is there a huge fork and spoon in your house?”
1. "Does your mom know how to make those egg rolls?"
You mean lumpia? Yes, yes, she does. And she does it *well.*
2. "Why do you have so many last names?"
Because my heritage is awesome, that’s why.
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3. "Is it true that you eat dog?"
So, you’re really gonna go there, huh? (The answer: NOPE. NEVER.)
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4. "How many aunts and uncles do you actually have?"
Correction: titas (and/or aunties) and titos. That being said, a lot.