Looking at you, Chad Scott.
Chad Scott, the dude who came up with cappuccino-flavored Lays.
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Chad Scott.
The person who thought up pumpkin spice hummus.
100% NOT NEEDED.
The person who invented the fried bologna and Velveeta sandwich.
WHY IS THIS A THING?
The person who invented group texts without also inventing a way to leave.
::throws phone::
