If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom.
You always know where the closest bathroom is.
It's your No. 1 priority.
Because being stuck somewhere without a bathroom is actually your worst nightmare.
Never. Again.
But then again, so are port-a-potties.
OH GOD, THE HORROR.
You carry Pepto-Bismol around with you at all times.
Because you never know when you need to take a shot.