“I know what it’s like to be a parent — I have a dog!”
Get totally freaked out by the thought of giving birth.
"Is it true you might poop on the table? IT IS?! ARGHHHHH!"
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Look like they might get sick when a baby spits up.
"OMG! It's like a tiny version of The Exorcist!"
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Act like having to change a diaper is the end of the world.
"IT POOPED! I CAN SMELL IT! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!"
Ask parents if their newborn needs a children's menu.
We won't be needing any crayons either.
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