You can look, but you can’t touch.
This is NOT an okay way to make friends on the commute to work.
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It's one thing to be the toucher, it's a horrible thing to be the touchee.
When people look up to you and find this greeting to be an appropriate one to choose from.
"That's my hand you're kissing, not a human popsicle."
"For the last time, I do not want to pull your finger!"
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