Something is about to come up.
You have plans looming. Fill yourself with toxic levels of dread.
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Carefully select your flake out excuse.
More free excuses:
-My cat just became psychic.
-Just realized I have an overdue library book.
-I accidentally traveled back in time.
-Just got arrested.
-My Netflix account feels neglected.
Push guilt and all other feelings to the bottom of your self consciousness.
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Celebrate
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