It can be rough out there. Here's a guide to all the dudes to avoid.
Wake and Bake Guy
Get ready for a lifetime of late-night pizza and breakfast nachos.
Source: msnbcmedia2.msn.com
Twin Bed Guy
GET A FUTON MATTRESS. OR A STRAW PALLET. ANYTHING THAT SLEEPS TWO PEOPLE. YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A DORM ANYMORE.
See also: Gross Bedsheets Guy.
Source: collegebedlofts.com
Super Busy Guy
"AAAAHHH I'm so sorry, but something literally just came up with work and I have to bail — I know, I know, I am the worst. Things have just been INSANE lately. Can we try for next week? But after Wednesday because I know things are going to be CRAZY for me until then." Rinse, wash, repeat.
Source: alice-in-wonderland.net
Negging Guy
"It's so cool how you don't care that much about how you look."
See also: Undermining Guy.
