What’s with all the bald kids?
Caillou
First of all, the kid is four years old and BALD. Like, squeaky reflectively bald. Second, and worst, of all, the kid complains all the time. About everything. And his parents are sooooooo patient. Like, to a fault.
The show is basically about a dumb kid being dumb and bald and bratty.
Treehouse
Rollie Pollie Ollie
Rollie Pollie Ollie had a pretty endearing storyline, y'know, in the way that talking-geometric-shapes-coming-of-age stories do. Oh, and don't forget that while the main characters were geometric robots, the buildings in their neighbourhood all had faces.
Playhouse Disney