23 Things Husbands Say Vs. What They Really Mean

Sorry, wives of the world.

"Of course I was listening."

I was not listening and you totally caught me.

"Of course I was listening."

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"That wasn't me."

I totally just farted. Sorry.

"That wasn't me."

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"What do you want to do now?"

Please say sex, please say sex, please say sex...

"What do you want to do now?"

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"Yes, I'm fine."

I'm not in a bad mood, but if you keep asking if I am I will be soon.

"Yes, I'm fine."

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